Glastonbury Festival Of Contemporary Performing Arts - Areas - The Snake Pit

Condemned all serpent slaves who enter the Snake Pit.  We are the contaminated. Live out your last days watching dark toxic cabaret and the best in live music in a hedonistic pit of lustful sirens and lethal cocktails. Now open daytime with cocktail bar and live music to house the damned and party as there is no tomorrow. Featuring extensive toxic decor and howlin TNT DJ’s, this well oiled and coiled venue won't stop till there's no one left alive. No tattoo no entry!
 
WEDNESDAY
19.00 – 03.00 TNT DJs, pole stars, cocktails!

Welcome to the Toxic and viral waste dump of Shangri-La. Condemned because of exceeding viral levels, the Snake Pit has become the ultimate hedonistic blast before death. 
 
THURDAY
19.00 – 03.00 TNT DJs, caged sirens, more cocktails!

Tattoo parlour, pole star action, lustful caged Sirens. Visit the tattoo parlour to avoid the queues later. NO TATTOO NO ENTRY
 
FRIDAY

15.00 – 21.00 Afternoon tea Snake Pit style.
Jugs of Long Island Iced Tea from just £20!

15.00 Troy Ellis & Hail Jamaica
mixing Reggae, Ska and dance, with a burning desire to party  

17.00 With Love From Humans
energetic and optimistic music explosion

18.30 Junkyard Scientists
funkadelic professors experimenting wildly to create a Funkenstein monster

22.00 – 06.00 Hot pole dancing action, caged beauties, TNT DJs, incredible live bands, fork tongued cabaret and exotic cocktails. NO TATTOO NO ENTRY
 
00.00 Los Albertos Los Albertos
inimitable foot-stompin', brass-blarin', and rip snortin' high energy blend of ska, punk, funk, dub  

02.00 Tankus the Henge
five piece power house twisted fairground ride. Uplifting, yet wild, dark and heartfelt

SATURDAY
15.00 – 21.00 Afternoon tea Snake Pit style. Jugs of Long Island Iced Tea from just £20!

16.00 Major Major
take a freight train on a downhill slope, host a wild party on it, invite everyone!

18.30 The Morning Orchestra
emerging icons with uplifting summer feel good style

20.00 The Original Rabbit Foot Spasm Band
energetic, eccentric with a punkish disregard for good manners

22.00 – 06.00 OMG! It’s the Snake Pit famous Saturday night line up! Come early. Pole stars, lustful sirens, the best music. Viral Tattoos, NO TATTOO NO ENTRY.

00.00 J-Treole
high powered irresistible rhythms, rhymes, and musicality

02.00 THePETEBOX
Radio 1 beatbox champion,world class explosive performer NOT TO BE MISSED!

SUNDAY

15.00 – 21.00 Come repent your sins, at the long awaited SWING SUNDAY. Great dance floor, sparkling mirror ball, and jugs of long Island Iced Tea

15.00 Tallulah and the Bakerlites
1920’s speakeasy, flappers, frocks and vice

16.30 Fat 45
legendary Hot jump jive and wail

18.00 Top Shelf Jazz
Fine purveyors of filthy swing

22.00 – 05.00 Live out your last hours at THE SUNDAY MASSACRE. Party NOW as you're dead tomorrow. Lustful cage dancers, hot pole star dancers, tattoo parlour, Galaxy AV. NO TATTOO, NO VIRUS, NO ENTRY!

23.30 Usual Players
notoriously infectious, foot stomping ska supremos

01.30 Le KKC Orchestra
hip hop break-beat classical swing
 
DON'T MISS THE SNAKE PIT COCKTAIL BAR!

Warning: Snake Pit cocktails may cause lethal toxicity! Taste the sweet sin that is the Snake Pit cocktail menu. Whether you have a hankering for a sweet bourbon Mint julep, or need to be injected with our Devils Iced Tea, awash with booze, tart tea and sweet sour Passion fruit, our cocktail menu will either lead you to Long Island Iced Tea Heaven or oh so sweet Bourbon Hell.

Serving apocalyptic dreams from 7pm on Wednesday and Thursday, then day and night from 3pm on Friday, Saturday and Sunday  

COCKTAILS BY THE JUG FROM JUST £20

It's afternoon tea, Snake Pit style. That's Long Island Iced Tea of course. By the jugful.

Yes it wasn't the Kool Aid misleading you, in the afternoons we are super-sizing dem bitches and making our iced teas available by the jug, from only £20. Whether you like it bitter, sweet or somewhere in the middle we have the Long Island jug for you. Snake Pit Long Island Ice Tea Jugs. Now that's what we call afternoon tea.

Join us for lethal concoctions at the best tea party in the world on Friday, Saturday & Sunday from 3pm to 6pm.